Guys, I listened to the 5th episode of the “Kurasuno Housou Iinkai” hosted by Ishikawa Kaito and Murase Ayumu. Their guest was Uchiyama Kouki and that was the reason I tuned in (though I’ll be tuning in more because Kaito is so ridonkulously adorable, I need more!)
Guys. Guys. I call Ucchi “the…
AAAAUGH SHAINA I LOVE THIS KID SO MUCH PUUUUKE
I’ve heard him in so many roles that are uber emotional, so I think he’s kind of like the Johnny Depp type of actor who’s really low tension until you give him a character to breathe into. I cried so hard when he voiced Roxas again in KH 1.5 Remix, and when I watched him as Banagher in Gundam Unicorn. (I’m really looking forward to Tsukki’s arc in HQ cause I know he’s gonna do so well. Karen and I recently caught up to it and we looked at each other, and was like “UCCHI GETS TO DO THIS.”)
Also he’s uber shy about a lot of things, particularly girls, and his senpais like to make him embarrassed when they talk about perverted things. But all the older gals that he’s worked with seem to legit dote on him like a baby bro cause they’re concerned that he acts so much like a old man instead of a young man all the time- his Kayano Ai impression makes me laugh so hard every time, she likes to call Ucchi oji-chan and I CAN’T.
He’s absolutely TERRIBLE with Tosshi because Tosshi is an enabler and just lets brings the worst out of Ucchi, so you’ll be in stiches with laughter. That one time where he told Tosshi about how finding a good wallet is like finding a good girlfriend, omg so much crying.
OKAY I WILL STOP PUKING OVER THIS BOY AAAAAAAH
The Real World: Avengers Tower
So what's it like living with Tony?
When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
So how are things in Avengers Tower?
How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.